The Perfect Sex Toy For Your Zodiac Sign

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The next time you shrug off astrology as the source of the world’s cheesiest pickup lines, think again. Much can be learned from studying archetypes, and the zodiac signs are one of humanity’s oldest traditions for considering personality types.

We looked to the stars, checked our favorite astrology blogs, and searched our entire inventory to pair the perfect sex toy with each of the twelve zodiac signs. Check out what sex toys might tickle the fancy of your newest crush or what the stars recommend for sparking your own orgasmic big bang.

Aries | Boxer Harness Kit + Strap-on Dildo Five  - March 21 - April 19

The Boxer Harness Kit + Five Dildo is a natural fit for Aries. Born leaders with bossy tendencies, an Aries loves to take control during sex. The boxer style harness is comfortable enough for daily wear and fits underneath clothing, making it ready for action at a moment’s notice. For Aries, a fire sign igniting passion in those around them, this versatility is beyond hot. The Five Dildo is our most classic strap-on and comes in multiple sizes. Aries, known for their generosity both in and out of the bedroom, knows exactly how to use it.

Taurus | Joque harness - April 20 - May 20


Taurus is an earth sign known for being grounded and steadfast. Once a Taurus has worn the Joque Harness, they will be loyal fans for life. Symbolized by the bull, this sign can get a little hot and heavy, and a harness like the Joque is up to the challenge. It’s also completely customizable, something the slightly materialistic Taurus loves. The adjustable leg straps and a velcro waistband make the Joque a great fit for all bodies.

Gemini | Union Double Dildo - May 21 - June 20

Symbolized by twins, Gemini personalities want both. Of everything. Gemini doesn’t like to be bored, and their desire to explore can sometimes be perceived as impulsive. The Union is the perfect toy to meet the Gemini’s demand for duality and excitement. This double dildo gives you the freedom of a strapon without the hassle of a harness. Its insertable bullet vibrator delivers waves of pleasure felt by both the Wearer and Receiver.

Cancer | WowHer  - June 21 - July 22

Cancers are known for their high emotional intelligence and desire to please. The WowHer is perfect for Cancer because it takes something that’s already great, like your favorite dildo, and makes it even more intimate and sensual. This vibrating dildo ring delivers pleasure by adding targeted clitoral stimulation during penetrative play.

Leo | Hitachi Vibrator  - July 23 - August 22

Ruled by the Sun, Leos believe they are the center of everything. It might come across as arrogant at times, but Leo is sure to win over any haters with their genuine charisma and confidence. Like Leo, the Hitachi Magic Wand is a star in its own right and with good reason. The motor is legendary among vibrators, and it is famed for reliably delivering multiple, powerful orgasms.

Virgo | Finger Extender Dildo - August 23 - September 22

Virgo is a practical earth sign, easily absorbed in the finer details. This can manifest as perfectionism at times, but it can also make the Virgo a deeply attuned lover that knows their partner’s body inside and out. The Finger Extender is all about perfecting the fundamentals; taking something intuitively pleasurable, and making it that much better. A few extra inches of depth will have you in the throws of an earth-sign-shattering orgasm in no time.

Libra | RockHer Scissoring Vibrator - September 23 - October 22

Like Libra’s scales of justice, the RockHer prioritizes equity. In this case, the equitable pleasure for both partners when playing with the best scissoring toy available. The RockHer’s bulbous g-spot massager holds it in place, but the powerful mini vibe sends rumbles felt by both partners.

Scorpio | Sasha Harness  - October 23 - November 21

Cool, calm, and confident. Perhaps a little showy and eager to be the center of attention. The Sasha lingerie style harness highlights the sexy femme in anyone, but particularly Scorpio. Not just easy on the eyes, the Sasha harness is comfortable and offers a snug fit even in the rowdiest bedroom romp.

Sagittarius | Shilo dildo - November 22 - December 21

Sagittarius is a fire sign known for wanderlust and spontaneity. Ready to get down at a moment’s notice, Sagittarius needs an adventurous sex toy like the Shilo pack-n-play dildo. This dildo is flexible enough for daily wear and firm enough for nights of pleasure. Like the Archer constellation, this shaft will fly straight and true when the sexy moment is right.

Capricorn | Vedo Rio Vibrator - December 22 - January 19

Symbolized by the sea goat and known for their strong characters, Capricorns do their own thing and do it well. Known to be ambitious, they are the folks who can get the job done and then some. Likewise, the Vedo Rio vibrating butt plug will blow away expectations. Slender and easy to use, the Vedo Rio will rock the Capricorn’s world.

Aquarius | Enby Vibrator  - January 20 - February 18

Aquarius is a quirky sign. A phenomenal blend of creativity and logic, this water sign is both the artist and muse. Adaptability is a core Aquarian trait and is the design premise for the Enby vibrator. The Enby is open for interpretation, so listen to your body! It can be easily tucked into a harness or underwear and it fits perfectly between two bodies. The flexible wings can grab, stroke, and get weird in the best way.

Pisces | Fusion Strap-on Dildo - February 19 - March 20

Pisces is a water sign known for their caring nature and faithfulness. Generous lovers, a Pisces gets pleasure from giving pleasure. Like Pisces in bed, when playing with the Fusion strap-on dildo, giving *is* receiving. Designed to give pleasure to the Wearer during strapon play with its textured base, the Fusion is also a great stand-alone toy.